Friday night we brought dinner to my parents' house - Mai Village for the parents and McDonald's for the kids. My dad, Poppy, was punching out toys from the side of the Happy Meal boxes, and I told him that he really should wait to do that until the kids had eaten their dinners. (We have REAL RULES in our house. Eat your cheeseburger and fries and drink your chocolate milk BEFORE you get your cheap plastic toys.)
Rose #3 looked straight in my eyes, and said, "Don't Disparage Poppy."