Once upon a time there was a woman who could not find a job. One day she went to a school and she got a job and she became a first grade teacher!
by [Rose #1]
The accompanying picture has the principal saying: "You may have this job," in a bubble above his head. The first grade teacher is about 3 feet taller than the teacher and she has very red lips, blonde hair and masacara-ed eyes. I remarked that she looks very beautiful and Rose #1 said, "She has to! She has a job interview!"